15 Hilarious Tweets That Will Make You Feel Better About Parenting (PHOTOS)

Getting my toddler to got to (and stay) asleep is what I imagine hostage negotiation is like. #myarmisherhostage

— Mylisa Jackson (@jackson_mylisa) May 19, 2017

Just pulled my blankets back and there are drawings on my sheets. I am so over this part of parenting.

— SoPolynized (@SoPolynized) May 19, 2017

Living with a #toddler means finding stickers on every surface in your house. #athomedaddy #dadlife #Parenting #toddlerlife #dontfeedthedad

— athomedaddy2016 (@athomedaddy2016) May 19, 2017

Parenting has taught me a lot about letting go...

Like of my sanity, for example.

— Scary Mommy (@ScaryMommy) May 16, 2017

If putting puzzles together only to immediately take them apart and start again sounds fun then parenting is right for you.

— OneFunnyMummy (@OneFunnyMummy) May 16, 2017

You can do it!

You are a Viking warrior woman!!!

-And other things I tell my 4 year old to get her to finish dinner...#parenting

— JessMarieBaumgartner (@jessmbaum) May 15, 2017

Jack just called me so he could give me something.

It was a giant bogey from his nose.

They never mentioned this in the parenting classes.

— Jack's Dad (@DaddingAround) May 15, 2017

How all good questions start, "Mom? Are you in a good mood..."#parenting

— Jena Burton (@IamJenBurton) May 14, 2017

If you think it's impossible to eat a full meal in 8.26 seconds, you should try having kids. It is a necessity to avoid sharing. #parenting

— Jack's Dad (@DaddingAround) May 13, 2017

Parenting a toddler is equal parts "I wish this moment would last forever" and "I wish it was time for you to go to bed."

— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) May 12, 2017

Tried to look up parenting tips for methods to teach kids patience but the page took SO LONG TO LOAD, JEEZ

— Myrrh (@ixix82) May 11, 2017

I saw a train on my drive in to work this morning.

I shouted "Train!" to myself.

I'm ashamed of what I have become.#parenting #choochoo

— Jack's Dad (@DaddingAround) May 11, 2017

Applying for Alligator Wrestler position:

Prior Experience:I have changed diapers and dressed all of my kids during their toddler years.

— Housewife'd AF (@PreggersAF) May 16, 2017

80% of my day is putting pants on a toddler

— TheBabyLady (@thebabylady7) May 16, 2017