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15 Hilarious Tweets That Will Make You Feel Better About Parenting (PHOTOS)
Being a parent is a hard job — and you don’t get paid a dime! But sometimes it helps to see the grass is not always greener on the other side.
These hilariously honest tweets below from parents will definitely make you feel better about your life. You probably don’t have it as bad as them!
Can you relate?
“Don’t hammer him”
"Baby brother isn't made of wood, so don't hammer him," is a thing I said to the toddler tonight. #thingstheydonttellyouaboutparenting
— Katharine Gammon (@kategammon) May 19, 2017
“Don’t hammer him”
Hostage Situation
Getting my toddler to got to (and stay) asleep is what I imagine hostage negotiation is like. #myarmisherhostage
— Mylisa Jackson (@jackson_mylisa) May 19, 2017
Hostage Situation
The Unsuspected Artist
Just pulled my blankets back and there are drawings on my sheets. I am so over this part of parenting.
— SoPolynized (@SoPolynized) May 19, 2017
The Unsuspected Artist
Sticker Album
Living with a #toddler means finding stickers on every surface in your house. #athomedaddy #dadlife #Parenting #toddlerlife #dontfeedthedad
— athomedaddy2016 (@athomedaddy2016) May 19, 2017
Sticker Album
Bye Bye, Sanity
Parenting has taught me a lot about letting go...
— Scary Mommy (@ScaryMommy) May 16, 2017
Like of my sanity, for example.
Bye Bye, Sanity
A Puzzling Moment
If putting puzzles together only to immediately take them apart and start again sounds fun then parenting is right for you.
— OneFunnyMummy (@OneFunnyMummy) May 16, 2017
A Puzzling Moment
Warrior Woman
You can do it!
— JessMarieBaumgartner (@jessmbaum) May 15, 2017
You are a Viking warrior woman!!!
-And other things I tell my 4 year old to get her to finish dinner...#parenting
Warrior Woman
The Gift
Jack just called me so he could give me something.
— Jack's Dad (@DaddingAround) May 15, 2017
It was a giant bogey from his nose.
They never mentioned this in the parenting classes.
The Gift
Something Wicked This Way Comes
How all good questions start, "Mom? Are you in a good mood..."#parenting
— Jena Burton (@IamJenBurton) May 14, 2017
Something Wicked This Way Comes
No Food Sharing
If you think it's impossible to eat a full meal in 8.26 seconds, you should try having kids. It is a necessity to avoid sharing. #parenting
— Jack's Dad (@DaddingAround) May 13, 2017
No Food Sharing
Bed Time
Parenting a toddler is equal parts "I wish this moment would last forever" and "I wish it was time for you to go to bed."
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) May 12, 2017
Bed Time
Patience Is a Virtue
Tried to look up parenting tips for methods to teach kids patience but the page took SO LONG TO LOAD, JEEZ
— Myrrh (@ixix82) May 11, 2017
Patience Is a Virtue
Choo-Choo
I saw a train on my drive in to work this morning.
— Jack's Dad (@DaddingAround) May 11, 2017
I shouted "Train!" to myself.
I'm ashamed of what I have become.#parenting #choochoo
Choo-Choo
Alligator Wrestler
Applying for Alligator Wrestler position:
— Housewife'd AF (@PreggersAF) May 16, 2017
Prior Experience:I have changed diapers and dressed all of my kids during their toddler years.
Alligator Wrestler
Pants Lady
80% of my day is putting pants on a toddler
— TheBabyLady (@thebabylady7) May 16, 2017
Pants Lady
Being a parent is a hard job — and you don’t get paid a dime! But sometimes it helps to see the grass is not always greener on the other side.
These hilariously honest tweets below from parents will definitely make you feel better about your life. You probably don’t have it as bad as them!
Can you relate?
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