George R. R. Martin, author of A Song of Ice and Fire, the book series on which Game of Thrones is based, was a guest on Conan last week and while there, he shared several interesting “spoilers” for the future of his story.
Spoiler alert for the spoilers: They aren't real. But they are funny! Here are some of our favorites:
“Joffrey adopts an adorable lion cub and learns the true meaning of Christmas.” That's quite hard to imagine — especially because we're pretty sure Westeros has never heard of Christmas.
“Arya Stark discovers the ruins of the Statue of Liberty on a beach and realizes she was on Earth the whole time.” You damned dirty White Walkers! God damn you all to hell!
“Winter comes. It’s not so bad — cozy.”
And the most biting: “Oh crap! I was supposed to write more books?!”
Of all these "spoilers," we unfortunately think the only one that may have some truth to it is the last one. Watch the full video below.