“Give Me Sex, Man!” Top 10 Quotes From DWTS Season 12 Week 5
After you finish digging under the couch for some dough to book Maks for a night, check out our 10 favorite quotes from Dancing With the Stars Season 12 American Week.
Hines Ward: "I'm kind of like a caveman in the Rumba." Actually, that sounds hot. Next time — less romance, more caveman.
Chris Jericho: "Hey, Len, I got a message for you: Thhhhhhpt!" Carrie Ann Inaba only wishes she got such a sweet message from Kendra.
Carrie Ann [on Hines]: "You have the best hip action I have seen in a long time." Hear that, Carrie Ann’s new fiance?
Bruno Tonioli [on Ralph Macchio’s Samba]: "It needs fire down below, man. You've got to get it going. Get these hips going. Get the loins going." Save it for Maks, Bruno.
John Travolta [about Kirstie Alley]: "Do you tell her you love her enough?" Maksim Chmerkovskiy: "I do, but in Russian." John: "That's not going to work this week. 'Cause this week's America week, so let's do it the American way." Listen, if it’s coming from Maks, we’d take it in Klingon.
Len Goodman: [to Chelsea Kane] "Yum, yum, what a bum." Cue Len’s restraining order in 5, 4, 3...
Kendra Wilkinson: "Carrie Ann kinda made me feel like trash when she was judging me and saying that I was afraid of elegance." Yes, how dare a judge go ahead and judge your dancing fairly. The nerve!
Bruno [to Ralph]: "Give me sex, man!" Cue Bruno’s restraining order in 5, 4, 3...
Len: "It’s American Week and it’s so nice to see Cheryl showing off the Rocky Mountains there." Cheryl, knee him in his Washington Monument!
Bruno [to "gigolo" Maks]: "Are you taking direct bookings, by the way? Or do I have to go through an agent?" Maks: "I'm expensive." Bruno: "I can afford it." We’re worried that this conversation was entirely in earnest