We may not see much of her on Glee, but Baby Beth was one of the cutest cast members to ever grace the show’s sound stage. The happy accident of head Cheerio Quinn (Dianna Agron) and resident bad boy Puck’s (Mark Salling) unprotected union, little Beth had the best features of her onscreen mom and dad.
She was such a cutie, we’ve got to wonder, what would a real-life Dianna/Mark kidlet look like (you know, if they were actually into one another that way)?
The answer — at least as interpreted by one creatively minded fan — isn’t exactly pretty.
“Hey ook [stet], check out this cook. Me and @diannaagron would have one handsome daughter,” Mark tweeted November 12 along with a slightly horrifying mashup of him and Dianna.
How did two such beautiful people make such a completely unlovely kid?! It’s like that one part in How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days...
Dianna saw the photo and quickly responded, “Oh wow, @MarkSalling! She's gorgeous!! Haha!”
The Glee faux-baby mashup features Puck’s well-known chiseled jawline as set off by Quinn’s short, pink highlighted hair (remember that phase?). Collarbones peeking out above a white top, this lady has such broad shoulders she could play for McKinley High’s football team no problem — just like dad!