When it came to funny lines and witty quips, the newest episode of Glee did not disappoint. Here are our picks for the top 10 quotes from Season 5, Episode 13: "New Directions."

10. Santana [to Rachel, about Funny Girl]: "You have been dreaming about this role since you were in gay utero."

It's never too early to start breaking into showbiz. 

9. Sue: "If it isn’t April Rhodes, America’s favorite alcoholic dwarf whore."

For some reason, Sue can't just say "hello" like normal people do.

8. Rachel: "I’m never getting spray-tanned again at a Vietnamese donut shop."

We've never had a bad experience doing it. 

7. Mercedes [about Puck and Quinn]: "I have no idea what’s going on there, nor do I know where her boyfriend ran off to, but it looks like we can be expecting another accidental pregnancy sometime soon."

This could be more good news for Shelby. 

6. Brittany: "I’m just the world’s foremost expert in the field of Santana Lopez."

That is not an easy field to master. 


5. Holly [to April]: "Do you want to go get drunk, rob a bank, and sail around the world on one of those gay-boy cruise ships?"

It's always important to have a plan in life. 

4. Tina [to Klaine]: "If I wanted to watch men in Capri pants slobbering all over each other, I’d watch Monday Night Football."

Kurt and Blaine are being penalized for holding. 

3. Brittany [about lilies]: "They’re the lesbian of flowers."

If you say so, Brittany. 

2. Santana [to Rachel]: "If I don’t express my venom at least once a day, I get constipated."

At least there's a medical explanation. 

1. Puck: "Once you’ve seen a baby come out of a girl’s magic garden, everything else is easily acceptable."

That's our Puck, always the romantic.