Guys, we love that Brody (Dean Geyer) and Rachel (Lea Michele) have such a mature and open relationship. They live together, but they’re allowed to see other people if they want. Their main rule is that honesty is everything.

So, when Rachel hooks up with ex-fiance Finn (Cory Monteith) at the Season 4, Episode 14: “I Do” wedding, she tells Brody about  it. And when Brody walks out the door of a high-end hotel room and stuffs a wad of hundos into his pocket, he... tells Rachel absolutely nothing about it.

Look, we realize we only got to see a few seconds of Brody’s hotel room dealings. But here’s the thing: There aren’t too many reasons a guy would be leaving a hotel room with a huge wad of cash.

So what does it all mean? Well, the short of it is that we think Brody just might be a high-class escort. If he was paying for sex, he wouldn’t be leaving with a wad of cash. (Plus, in what universe would Brody Weston ever need to pay someone to have sex with him? Have you seen that boy?)

Nope. College tuition is steep, and Brody is good in bed. We’re thinking the prettyboy simply put two and two together, and found a way to pay his bills.

We guess that’s capitalism for you.