Credit: Mike Yarish/FOX ©2011 Fox Broadcasting Co. Photo: Rachel Rehearses for West Side Story in Glee Season 3, Episode 5: “The First Time”

Let’s be honest. Glee’s much hyped sex-heavy episode, “The First Time,” was exactly the opposite. Couples Kurt (Chris Colfer) and Blaine (Darren Criss) and Rachel (Lea Michele) and Finn (Cory Monteith) can count this Season 3, Episode 5 as the moment they lost their v-cards, but gleeks everywhere may be asking a universal question: HUH?!

Though we know it happened based on the googly-eyed scenes at the end of the episode (and trust us, our eyes have been just that googly), we can’t help but be a bit disappointed by Glee’s lack of, well, sex in this week’s sex episode.

Is it just us? Or were you, too, hoping for a little more on-screen bow chicka bow whaow between the first-timers and their significant others?

Oooo, I hate that Sebastian!

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Credit: YouTube Photo: Glee Preview for Season 3, Episode 6: "Mash Off" — Puck's in Love! [VIDEO]