So not only do we have to spend an insane amount of time with our families this week, but we have to do so without a new Glee Season 3 episode? Say it ain’t so! Luckily, the promo for next week’s November 29 episode, “I Kissed a Girl,” is stuffed (pun alert!) with enough mouth-watering surprises to tide us over until then. Join us as we carve up this video and dissect every nugget from “I Kissed a Girl.” (Feel free to “thank” us later.)

Credit: Adam Rose/FOX ©2011 Fox Broadcasting Co. Photo: The Glee Girls Perform Katy Perry’s “I Kissed a Girl” in Season 3, Episode 7

Scene 1: Glee clubs unite!
It’s hard to know what to make of this first shot, which shows New Directions’ Quinn and Tina hanging out with The Troubletones’ Mercedes, Sugar, and Brittany. And is there something developing between Brittany and Sugar, who are seen holding hands? All we know that Brit and Sugar aren’t doing together is carpooling to Mensa meetings.

Scene 2: Santana and Finn still aren’t besties. Shocker.
It doesn’t take a genius to figure out that Santana isn’t adjusting well to having been forced out of the closet, judging from her reaction to Finn’s concern for her. (Guilty much, Finn?)

Scene 3: Will Wemma get their “first time”?
It sure seems that way, as we see the two of them smooching on the couch.Then again, we’ve seen this loveseat lovin’ scene before, and frankly, the couch is getting tired of being teased.

Credit: Adam Rose/FOX ©2011 Fox Broadcasting Co. Photo: Sue Makes Coach Beiste Cry in Glee Season 3, Episode 7, “I Kissed a Girl”

Scene 4: Sue and Beiste in a... love triangle?
We kinda knew it was coming but... it’s still hard to swallow. And it looks like Sue and Beiste’s tension will be reaching an all-time high when Beiste catches Sue on a date with Beiste’s crush Cooter (the football recruiter). Even more shocking? That Cooter apparently thought it was a good idea to wear what appears to be a mock turtleneck on the date.

Scene 5: Katy Perry strikes again!
Do our eyes deceive us, or is that Rachel performing “I Kissed a Girl” with her competition, The Troubletones? If this is the song that has brought these two glee clubs — who were close to having “death by dodgeball” be their legacy in Episode 6, “Mash Off” — then apparently there is nothing that Katy Perry can’t do.

Scene 6: Becky swings both ways?
Sometimes you just gotta let your freak flag fly, as Becky proves by announcing that she, too, has hooked up with a girl. Does this mean we’ll be seeing Becky and her lady friend getting up close and personal? And whatever happened to the guy we saw Becky dancing with at last year’s prom? A note to Becky: We like the way you work it.

Credit: Beth Dubber/FOX ©2011 Fox Broadcasting Co. Photo: Puck and Rory Take Notes in Glee Season 3, Episode 7, “I Kissed a Girl”

Scene 6: Becky swings both ways?
Sometimes you just gotta let your freak flag fly, as Becky proves by announcing that she, too, has hooked up with a girl. Does this mean we’ll be seeing Becky and her lady friend getting up close and personal? And whatever happened to the guy we saw Becky dancing with at last year’s prom? A note to Becky: We like the way you work it.

Scene 7: Puck and Shelby’s relationship gets (even more) complicated.
We’re not sure why Shelby needs to call Puck over at a moment’s notice, but we’re guessing from Shelby’s tone of voice that this isn’t exactly a booty call. And it looks as though Puck didn’t even have time to properly style his mohawk, which means this must be an emergency!

Scene 8: Puck has a secret to tell Quinn — uh oh!
Puck and Quinn cuddling in bed together? Say what? The Quinn we’ve seen thus far in the season is so not all about cuddling. And why would Puck possibly think he could trust Quinn with a secret with her whole “Frame Shelby of being an unfit parent” plan as of late? That’s like saying to a TMZ reporter, “This is just between us, right?” Does this secret have something to do with how he’s been paying tonsil hockey with his substitute teacher and the adoptive mother of their child? Shelby better watch her back.

Credit: YouTube Photo: Glee Preview for Season 3, Episode 7: "I Kissed A Girl" [VIDEO]

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