Holy unrequited love, Batman! All this season, we’ve been geeking out over the adorable bromance that has been forming between Blaine (Darren Criss) and Sam (Chord Overstreet).

When Blaine and Sam dressed up as superheroes to take down the Warblers in Episode 7BLAM! SLAINE!we knew we were in love. We just didn’t realize that one of them isn’t in it just for the friendship. He wants something more.

Blaine has a crush on Sam. It took some prodding, but he finally confessed it to Tina (Jenna Ushkowitz) during Season 4, Episode 11: “Sadie Hawkins.” As much as he champions the idea that gay and straight guys can be friends, no awkwardness necessary, Blaine just can’t fight the feeling anymore. He likes Sam.

The lips. The goofy impressions. Hey, we get it. But Sam is totally straight — and very much into Brittany (Heather Morris). Sorry, Blaine. This is one crush that probably won’t go anywhere at all.