Do we want Glee’s Brittany (Heather Morris) and Santana (Naya Rivera) to get back together immediately so this nightmare can be over? More than you know. But since that doesn’t seem likely to happen anytime soon, we at least want to see Brittany find happiness for the time being. With that in mind, here are our seven picks for who Brittany should date next. And after that, maybe we can find a girlfriend for Lord Tubbington.
7. Noah Puckerman
We know that Puck (Mark Salling) and Brittany have kinda-sorta hooked up in the past — like in “Hell-O,” when Puck steals Brittany and Santana away from Finn (Cory Monteith) on their triple date. But we never really got to see them as a couple, and even though this might be awkward because Puck dated Santana, we think it just might work. Plus, we really wanna see the “sex tornado” back in McKinley on a regular basis!
6. Artie Abrams
Is Artie (Kevin McHale) ever gonna get gonna find love? We loved him with Tina (Jenna Ushkowitz), and then he and Brittany were pretty darn great together (magic comb!), but the dude’s been in quite a serious drought as of late. So why not let him get another shot with Brittany? Artie seems to be in a better place than ever, since he’s directing the plays, and so we can’t see him insulting Brittany the way he did last time. At least he better not, or he’ll have to answer to us.
5. Sugar Motta
Okay, so this one probably won’t happen, since Sugar (Vanessa Lengies) is straight and had a couple of cuties throwing themselves at her last season. (Side note: We miss you, Rory!) But every time we see Sugar and Brittany smiling together, we can’t help but imagine how cute these two could be together. Plus, neither one could ever accuse the other of using big words to show off.
4. Kitty Wilde
Again, we’re pretty sure Kitty (Becca Tobin) is straight, given her anger over losing Jake (Jacob Artist). But given how Brittany was able to soften Santana’s sometimes-icy exterior, we wonder if she could do the same with another fellow Cheerio. All along, we’ve wondered if Kitty would lighten up if she just got a hug, and who gives better hugs than Brittany?
3. Rory Flanagan
Rory (Damian McGinty) and Brittany never quite happened because Santana was still in the picture. But with the Britanna split, we wonder if Rory and Brittany might actually have potential. We didn’t like the way that Rory tried to trick her into thinking he was a leprechaun (don’t eat that candy bar, Britt!), but Rory seems to have matured a bit. And we can’t be the only ones going through Rory withdrawals, right?
2. Sam Evans
We admit that this is sort of an obvious choice, since there is definitely some type of romantic storyline in the works for these two — wedding and all! But there’s no denying their chemistry, especially when Sam (Chord Overstreet) tells Brittany that he voted for her in “Makeover.” If they do end up together, this would be one photogenic pair of blondes.
1. Ryder Lynn
True, we were ridiculously smitten with Ryder (Blake Jenner) and Marley’s (Melissa Benoist) kiss during “Glease.” But we can’t help avoid the fact that Marley and Jake just might be meant for each other, since they both feel like outcasts at times. That’s why we think that Ryder’s sunny personality — and the fact that he and Brittany have both struggled with their studies — would be a perfect fit for Brittany. A Cheerio and a football player who both have adorable smiles? Sign us up.