You thought there was a lot of sex in “The First Time”? Think again. During tonight’s Season 4, Episode 14: “I Do,” a total of four couples hooked up.
Finn (Cory Monteith) and Rachel (Lea Michele) had sex in a hotel room, though Rachel refused to admit that she still wants to be with Finn, and snuck out of the hotel room before he woke up. Finn, on the other hand, is convinced Rachel’s still in love with him.( And she might be. She’s just not letting on about it yet.)
Kurt (Chris Colfer) and Blaine (Darren Criss) made out in a car, and then hooked up in the hotel afterwards. But though Blaine still clearly has feelings for Kurt, his ex wants nothing of it. Kurt is happily dating new flame Adam (Oliver Kieran-Jones) in New York City, so his rendezvous with Blaine was purely a physical thing.
Artie (Kevin McHale) hooked up with new girl Betty (The Glee Project ‘s Ali Stroker), despite her initial refusal to give him the time of day. And good on him, the blonde wheeling tart called him the “best she’s ever had.” Way to, Mr. Abrams.
But the most shocking hookup of the night? That would be Santana (Naya Rivera) and Quinn (Dianna Agron). Yes, Quinn. She and Santana had S-E-X. But before you go making wedding invitations for them, the two chalked it up to being drunk and wanting to experiment. But it happened. And yes, our minds are kind of blown.
Yet, with all the hookups, one couple who got a hotel room together didn’t actually have sex. Jake (Jacob Artist) thought he would be able to convince Marley (Melissa Benoist) to give it up... but she wanted none of it in the end.
Sorry you got left out, Jake. [Oh, and also? Your girl just made out with Ryder (Blake Jenner). Sorry about that.]