Yeah, it’s ridiculous to even think down these lines, but before you get all “she would never do that!” think about it for a second — are you sure? The “she” we’re talking about is Santana (Naya Rivera), and we’re afraid of what’s in store for her now that she’s moved in with Rachel (Lea Michele), Kurt (Chris Colfer), and Brody (Dean Geyer) on Glee.
At the end of Episode 14: “I Do,” we saw Brody exiting a sweet suite with some major moolah. How did he get that? Well, we think he might be a bro-stitute. After all, the man dresses waaay above the “starving student” level, and he always seems to have something nice for Rachel. Not to mention, again, the money.
So, why do we think Santana may head down that path? Well, for starters, the girl doesn’t have a job — or even a prospect of one — now that she’s dropped out of school and moved to the city. Plus, she’s used to having nice things and has a ton of pride, so she would never let Rachel or Kurt help support her.
Further support for this theory comes from a coupla tweets we came across. Dean Geyer recently tweeted that Brody and Santana are about to share some screentime. “on set filming my first scene with@NayaRivera since i started on the show. learning from a glee pro!” Interesting choice of words, eh?
The next day, Dean gave us even juicier hints, tweeting “You think glee season 4 got edgey? Wait till you see what the upcoming eps have got in store ;)” You mean like two of our favorite characters admitting they sell sex? That’s edgy for ya.
So is this definitely what happens? No, of course not. Sure, Santana’s mom (Gloria Estefan) gave her daughter a check to spend however she pleased. But we know Santana, and she loves to treat her ladies right. So, considering she went back to McKinley several times to visit Brittany (Heather Morris) and attend the wedding, and flew to New York to stop Rachel from taking it all off, we’re guessing most of the money is history.
What do you think, would Santana put pride above dignity if she was convinced it was worth it to sell her hot body to work toward her dreams? Weigh in below with all your feelings — we know you have some.