Everyone please join us as we ritualistically pour slushies all over our heads and break into a spontaneous dance routine. A new character is hitting up the nerd-filled hallways of Glee, and our bodies are officially ready! The details are still pretty hush-hush, but according to E! Online, one of McKinley High's finest will be meeting an important music producer named Martin. Oh, and bonus –– he's super "shady."

 Um, we're not sure how anyone could be shadier than Brody "Big Pimpin'" Weston (Dean Geyer), but the mind of Ryan Murphy is a terrifying place. Who knows what this Martin bloke will be like! The real question? Which lucky (or unlucky) gleek will he be meeting with? Our money is on Mercedes (Amber Riley), who will be back and better than ever in an upcoming episode....

"Just wrote a big episode for Mercedes," Ryan tweeted during a Q&A on April 1st. "Amber is thrilled."

We'd love to see Mercedes make it big by landing a record deal, but hopefully she won't get conned by this good-for-nothing Martin.... Then again, let's not forget that Ryan tweeted his cryptic spoiler on April 1st, otherwise known as April Fools' Day, so we can't really trust anything he says.

Time to put your thinking headbands on and figure out which Gleek is working with Martin — spill your theories in the comments!

Source: Twitter / E!