Guys, we're traumatized. Mostly because Glee in on a mini-hiatus (the horror!) but also because we think Rachel (Lea Michele) might be dating a male prostitute / drug lord. All we know is that Brody (Dean Geyer) left a hotel with a handful of dolla-dolla-bills, and it's all extremely suspicious. Oh, and to make matters worse? This dude might have sown his wild oats in Rachel's lady parts. We know, traumatized.

The good news? According to TV Line, fans can expect to find out what Brody is up to as soon as Glee returns from hiatus with Episode 15: "Girls (and Boys) On Film," which airs on March 7th.

We're not sure if this means Brody will come clean to Rachel, or if she'll find out about his sinister dealings through a friend, but keep in mind that Santana (Naya Rivera) is rumored to stumble upon a huge secret during the same episode! Considering that Santana is currently shacked up with Brody in New York City, it's definitely possible that she'll discover his secret and struggle with whether or not to tell Rachel...

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Either way, the time for speculation and sleuthing is officially upon us! What do you think Brody is up to, and more importantly how will his mysterious cash-flow impact his ability to be an A+ father (assuming he is, in fact, Rachel's baby daddy)?

Hit the comments and dish, Gleeks!

Source: TV Line