During her appearance on The View, Lea Michele told the hosts that one of two things was true: Either Rachel is pregnant, or Brody (Dean Geyer) is a male escort. Well, true to Lea’s word, Rachel’s pregnancy test was revealed to be a false positive — and Brody is definitely trading it for cold hard cash.

While singing Marina and the Diamonds’ “How to Be A Heartbreaker,” in Season 4, Episode 16: “Feud,” it was revealed that Brody is entertaining cougars in fancy hotels for cold hard cash. Meanwhile, he told Rachel he picked up a cater-waiter job. Likely story.

To his credit, Brody doesn’t look like he’s enjoying himself very much at his nighttime gig. But the fact that he’s having sex with strange women and lying to Rachel about it sure pisses us off. Not that Rachel’s been completely honest about her sexual partners.

Unfortunately for Brody, Santana’s bound and determined to get to the bottom of things, and as soon as she does, Rachel’s bound to know all about his dirty little secret.