Moments ago, Mark Salling, Glee's priapic Puck, tweeted this shattering news:
@Mark_Salling: so apparently ive fractured my pelvis. one of the pitfalls of being a basketball weekend warrior. and guess what i can do about it? NOTHING!
There's nothing WE can do about it either... or is there? We can speculate!
Pelvic fractures aren't so common in the world of basketball, so he must have had a weak pelvis! What weakened Mark's pelvis?
- Overuse in love scenes? The scripts partner him with all creatures, great and small!
- Too much dancing? Possible, but the big numbers tend to minimize his movements!
- That thing on his head? Our bets are on that jealous mohawk creature unbalancing him during a fearsome dunk!
- OR did the dubbing of him as the senior citizen of the Glee bunch cause him to age at an accelerated pace. (If so, we apologize for our part in it.)
Alas for our hero! Who shall play Elvis in our daydreams now?
Will it affect the shooting for the rest of the season? How long does this type of thing take to heal?
Too bad he and Artie can't switch roles... Get better soon!
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