The newest episode of Glee did not disappoint, especially with Brittany’s (Heather Morris) crazy talk show! If we could, we'd totally give the Glee writers a hug because they were so on point. Here are our picks for the top 10 quotes from Season 2, Episode 19: “Rumours.”

Credit: FOX. ©2011 Fox Broadcasting Co. Cr: Beth Dubber/FOX Photo: Santana and Brittany Share a Moment in Glee Season 2, Episode 19: "Rumours"

11. Quitting isn’t easy
Brittany: [to Lord Tubbington] You know, just because we’re doing this interview doesn’t mean I’m still not mad at you, because I know you started smoking again.

10. Sue sets some ground rules
Sue (Jane Lynch): The newspaper is making a comeback at this school, and like print newspapers everywhere, we’re leaner and meaner, no longer concerned with facts, fact-checking, integrity, or facts.

9. Don’t look for Santana on the LPGA tour anytime soon
Santana (Naya Rivera): Ever since that Muckraker thing, people have already started treating me differently. I got asked to join the golf team.

8. We’re not shocked
April (Kristin Chenoweth): I sold mine for drugs. Kidding. [to herself] Nope — actually did that.

7. Finn isn’t one for subtleties
Finn (Cory Monteith): ‘What prom queen candidate is spending a lot of time in her closet?’ That’s garbage — Quinn’s claustrophobic.

6. Talk about not getting respect
Brittany: [about Brad, the pianist] What about him?
Santana: He’s just furniture. Sorry — no offense.

5. The kids do some self-examining
Rachel (Lea Michele): Look at all of the different combinations that we’ve had: Finchel, Puckelberry…
Tina (Jenna Ushkowitz): Tina Cohen-Chang Chang.
Artie (Kevin McHale): Artittany.
Puck (Mark Salling): Pizes.

4. Mercedes is no fan of fondue
Mercedes (Amber Riley): I mean, it’s not even good. It tastes the way a baby’s diaper smells.

3. Top o’ the morning to you, Sam.
Sam (Chord Overstreet): [to Rachel] Santana told me never to speak alone with you because you'd try to steal all of my gold.

2. It can be tough to cut carbs
Brittany: Lord Tubbington’s allowed to eat cheese because he’s on Atkins.

1. Sounds like a trick question
April: You know what I call an afternoon where I’m gettin’ drunk? An afternoon!

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