12. Every day is an adventure for Puck
Puck: Once, on a dare, I swallowed a thumbtack. And I'm about 90 percent sure it's still in there.
11. Who among us hasn’t been seduced by topiary?
Santana: I made out with a mannequin. I even had a sex dream about a shrub that was just in the shape of a person.
10. Does such a dance exist?
Will: We got Regionals in a week, and I just want to make sure all the dances are what I like to call 'Finn-proof.’
9. We’re guessing Emma falls into the second category
Emma: And I have to say, I am very inspired that both of you are showing that celibacy is a viable option for teens who simply aren't ready for intimacy... and for those who are older and are terrified of the hose monster.
8. Too. Much. Information.
Sue: Just picking up some coffee. I like my enemas piping hot.
7. Puck is an artist
Puck (on hickies): I can make them into shapes, like balloon animals.
6. Brittany is a risk-taker, and we admire that
Brittany: The key is to use the curling iron in the bathtub to keep you from getting burnt.
5. Santana uses the five-finger discount
Santana: I’m not interested in any labels, unless it’s on something I shoplift.
4. We just hope no one tells Brittany about chicken and waffles
Brittany: This relationship is really confusing for me.
Santana: Breakfast is confusing for you.
Brittany: Well, sometimes it's sweet and sometimes it's salty. Like, what if I have eggs for dinner? Then what is it?
3. We would definitely watch that
Lauren: I want to be like a Kardashian. I want a TV show and a fragrance. It will be called Zizes, and the slogan will be, 'You just got Ziced!’
2. Who doesn’t?
Brittany: I get my information from Woody Woodpecker cartoons.
1. Holly could learn a thing or two about being supportive
Holly (to Emma): My lips are sealed — just like your legs.
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