Namedropbecs abound on Glee. More often than not, a famous person's name is used as an insult to take someone down a peg or two — and that's something that we can completely support! To help you keep it all straight, we've compiled a list of the namedrops and pop culture references deemed important enough to make it into the mouths of the Glee characters in Episode 2.10. Did you catch them all?
Artie: I told my parents that I only want one thing this year: Stop friend-requesting me on Facebook.
Mercedes: I want a pony, and a doll that laughs and cries, and... one of us smells like McDonald’s.
Santana: Okay, wait — hold up! Please tell me that is a roll of Certs in your pocket.
Mike: I want Channing Tatum to stop being in stuff.
Blaine (to Kurt): Good, because I’m actually Marley’s ghost, and I am here to tell you to stop studying so hard.
Kurt: Anything to get me to stop reading about Charlemagne.
Sue (to Emma): You’re a regular Agatha Christie, except even more sexless.
Sue: William, Elmo, you — get the hell out of my office.
Will: Can you believe it? Six different people got Sue a Shake Weight.
Sue: Becky, go into the glove box of my Le Car and bring me my tear gas. Then, get me Gloria Allred.
Sue (to Will): Yes, Dr. Laura, as a matter of fact I was, and I’m making up for it now.
Will: You know what you are, Sue? You’re a Grinch.
Sue: You know, Becky, my mastery of camouflage is the only thing that kept me from being court-martialed after that My Lai misunderstanding.
Tina (to Quinn): Shut up — with your bone structure, you could rock the Rosemary’s Baby look and still look good. I’m gonna look like Jackie Chan.
Rachel: If Barbra can pull off a bob, so can I.
Mercedes: We’re going all “Gift of the Magi” to raise money to buy homeless kids those school supplies.
Brittany: Get a good night’s rest, Ken — you’re gonna need it. Barbie took the early flight from Tampa.
Brittany: Was her name Rikki Lake?
Beiste: On dry runs, Santy uses the Isuzu.
Artie: It’s called a ReWalk.
Sue (to Will): I thought you might want to put all of us out of our misery and shave off that Chia pet.