Britney week has come and gone. Now as epic as “Britney 2.0” might have been, it’s time to move on to the next episode of Glee. Season 4, Episode 3: “Makeover” airs Thursday, September 28, and we already can’t wait to see what’s in store.
We’ve taken the liberty of breaking down the promo for next weeks episode and examining it: second by second, frame by frame, in search of clues. Take a look at what we’ve discovered.
00:01 — “All New Next Thursday.”
The New Directions sit in the choir room. Hey, Jake. We see you there! Britney raises her hand.
00:02 — Will and Sue chat in his office.
Will: “What happened to all my good ideas?” Sue: “Oh, don’t kid yourself. You never had any good ideas.” Oh, snarky Sue. We missed you so much!
00:06 — “It’s time for a change.”
Cooking accident in Rachel’s kitchen! We know she’s totally on fire in NYC these days, but we don’t think that literally means things are supposed to start going up in flames.
00:07 — “New York heats up!”
As if Episode 2’s sexy Brody/Rachel dance wasn’t enough, now they’re working on another! This time, it’s a super-sultry duet of Sheryl Crow’s “A Change Would Do You Good.” And they’re getting close. Glee creator Ryan Murphy tweeted photos of the romantic dance scene earlier. Finchel fans, you may want to avert your eyes.
00:11 — “Sarah Jessica Parker is the boss from...”
Kurt tentatively makes his way into the Vogue offices for his first day at his new internship. His crazy printed pants look fantastic, but we’re still not fans of that hippopotamus pin. Too many lingering bad memories of “Between the Sheets” that totally depressing Klaine fight last season.
00:13 — SJP speaks. “Columbus!”
Kurt is confused. “Excuse me?” His new boss steps out from behind her clothes rack. “You’re from Lima, I’m from Columbus.” Look at that, they were practically neighbors! The glam Sex and the City star is going to be the best boss ever.
00:16 — “And student elections...”
Wait a second. Isn’t that Brittany and Sam standing up there on those podiums? She’s dressed in a red suit. He’s dressed in blue. Glee creator Ryan Murphy tweeted that Blaine would be the one running against Brittany for class prez. Now we’re just confused.
00:19 — Brittany has a proposition for Blaine.
“Artie and I challenge you and Sam to a debate.” Oh, that makes more sense. Sam must be running for Vice Prez. Blaine accepts her challenge. “You’re on.” Also, look at all the adorable Klaine photos in his locker! Aww.
Sam leans over and whispers: “What’s a debate?” Srsly, dude?
00:20 — “You’ll see...”
Students file into the McKinley auditorium. It’s starting, y’all.
00:22 — Sam rips off his shirt, revealing nothing but a red tie and rock hard abs.
“America!” he shouts. We’ve never felt so patriotic in our entire lives. God Bless the USA.
00:23 — Sam shirtlessness abounds.
Insert ridiculous amounts of female screaming. Brittany and Artie look worried. “Whoooo!” Sam yells and twirls his shirt around in the air. We think. Actually, we can’t really tell. Too busy staring at his abs.
00:26 — Sue hangs her head in shame.
It’s the key to democracy, people. Gotta give the citizens what they want.
Nothing about Rachel Berry’s big makeover, though? Seriously, Glee: what gives? “Makeover” is the title of your episode, for crying out loud. Lea Michele’s already tweeted a couple of photos from the big event, and we know that both Rachel and Kurt will be sporting newer, edgier styles by the time this episode is through. Where’s the preview for that? We’re just dying to find out what’s in store.
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