Credit: Ryan Murphy on Twitter

¡Escándalo! January is the coldest month, but things are going to be heating up on Glee, from the sound of things. Fox just released the official synopsis for Glee Season 4, Episode 12: “Naked,” and it sounds like it’s going to be muy caliente. (BTW, you now officially know more Spanish than McKinley’s Spanish teacher, Will Schuester [Matthew Morrison]).

“New Directions produces a sexy calendar to raise money for their trip to Regionals. Rachel (Lea Michele) is faced with a personal dilemma when she’s cast in a student film. Finn (Cory Monteith) and Sue (Jane Lynch) go toe-to-toe.”

Original airdate: Thursday, January 31, 2013 at 9pm on FOX

We know a little bit about Rachel’s situation from the promo that aired after the winter finale. “To be naked or not to be naked” — that is the question! And if the New Directions boys are making a sexy calendar, we guess they’ll be facing a similar dilemma. 

But, wait — is it even legal for high school students to do a nude calendar? We know Sam (Chord Overstreet) was an “exotic dancer” for a time, but the glee club stripping for the camera? That’s a bridge too far.

Now, if you all can stop picturing your favorite (legal) Glee stars naked, let’s move on. If the Nudies — ahem, we meant The New Ds, of course — are raising money for Regionals, this MUST mean that someone got disqualified after Sectionals (or at the very least dropped out). 

So, was it The Warblers or those Amish kids? Well, we always say you should never trust anyone that can raise an entire barn in one day.