The newest episode of Glee did not disappoint, especially with Sue back to her diabolical self! If we could, we'd totally give the Glee writers a hug because they were so on point. Here are our picks for the top 10 quotes from Season 2, Episode 11, “The Sue Sylvester Shuffle.”
10. Beiste plays hard to get
Beiste (to Schue): You’re not gonna try and kiss me again, are you?
9. The Black Eyed Peas would be proud
Sue: You don’t climb in that cannon and that routine will be all boom boom and no pow, and that, Brittany, is so 2000 and late.
8. Puck’s apologies need some practice
Puck: We used to be best friends, before I got your girlfriend pregnant, and then made out with your other girlfriend.
7. Brittany introduces herself, in case they hadn’t met yet
Quinn: I’m torn.
Santana: Well, I’m not.
Brittany: I’m Brittany.
6. Looks like Puck didn’t wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy
Football player: Getting all hot-and-bothered about singing a Ke$ha song — it’s freakin’ weird!
Puck: Well, maybe you’ll think it’s cooler when I go all tik-tok on your face.
5. As we all know, double rainbows can bring a lot of joy
Brittany: The glee club together with the football team, it’s like a double rainbow. A zombie double rainbow.
4. Sue likes those odds
Cannon guy: See, if you want to go for more than, say, 50 yards, you’re looking at a 70 percent chance of catastrophic failure.
Sue: Which is a 30 percent chance of catastrophic success.
3. Kurt clarifies himself
Kurt: Blaine and I love football. Well, Blaine loves football — I love scarves.
2. Everyone needs a reason to live
Brittany: I don’t want to die yet — at least not until One Tree Hill gets canceled.
1. All newscasters are the same to Sue
Sue (to Katie Couric): I hate you, Diane Sawyer.
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