Credit: Adam Rose/FOX © 2010 Fox Broadcasting Co. Photo: Sue Sylvester in Episode 2

5. Puck dabbles in everything

Puck:
I’m a total Jew for Jesus. He’s my number one Heeb.

4. Kurt frightens poor Brittany

Kurt:
You can’t prove that there isn’t a magic teapot floating around on the dark side of the moon with a dwarf inside of it that reads romance novels and shoots lightning out of its boobs, but it seems pretty unlikely, doesn’t it?
Brittany: Is God an evil dwarf?

3. Sue weighs in on the issue

Sue:
Well, William, if your students want to praise Jesus in class, I suggest they enroll at Sweet Holy Mother of God Academy on I Love Jesus Street, but not here. This country is not a monarchy, William. Trust me, I’ve tried.

2. Brittany offers her medical insight

Brittany:
I did a book report on heart attacks, if you want to give it to the doctor. I got knocked down an entire letter grade ‘cause it was written in crayon.

1. Way to show your support, Puck!

Puck:
Oh, my God. He’s coming out.
Finn: Well, yes, there is a man who’s sorta recently come into my life, and that man is Jesus Christ.
Puck: That’s way worse.

The newest episode of Glee did not disappoint, especially with Brittany and Puck offering their takes on faith. If we could, we'd totally give the Glee writers a hug because they were so on point! Here are our picks for the top 10 one-liners and quotes from “Grilled Cheesus.”

Credit: Adam Rose/FOX © 2010 Fox Broadcasting Co. Photo: Emma Pillsbury in Episode 2

10. If Suzanne Somers said it, it must be true

Kurt
: You forgot your breakfast. Suzanne Somers says that skipping breakfast is suicide.

9. Apes can be highly trained these days

Sue (to Emma
): Now get the hell out of my office. I realize you’re only half orangutan, but I’m still very allergic to your lustrous, ginger mane.

8. Life is tough for Brittany

Brittany:
Whenever I pray, I fall asleep.

7. Finn makes his prayers count

Finn:
Anyway, [Rachel’s] boobs aren’t that great, but they’re still girl boobs, and I’d really like to touch them.

6. Lizards can actually be really cute

Quinn:
I had a really hard year, and I turned to God a lot for help. I for one wouldn’t mind saying thanks.
Santana: Thanks for what? That it didn’t come out a lizard baby?