3. It’s Kurt’s fault for making small talk with Brittany
Kurt: So what are you gonna be for Halloween this year?
Brittany: I’m going as a peanut allergy.
2. That statistic doesn’t sound right
Sue: Are you ready for a chilling statistic? 70% of all teeth in this school are wooden.
1. Some people like mini Snickers bars more than other people
Becky (to Will): Gimme some chocolate or I will cut you.
8. Anywhere but Florida!
Sue: Children must know fear; without it, they won’t know how to behave. They’ll try frenching grizzly bears or consider living in Florida.
7. You’re not the only one, Finn
Finn: I have no idea what’s going on in this script, and it’s not in a cool, Inception kind of way.
6. Yet another news story about Mexican terrorist ants
Barry: I’m sorry — did you just say, Tim, an entire town overrun by killer bees?
Tim: Well, I...
Barry: There’s your quote.
Tim: And you can replace killer bees with whatever you want. Terrorists!
Tim: Mexican... terrorists.
Tim: Mexican terrorist ants.
5. That’s a pretty big jar
Rachel: It’s standard practice on Broadway; it’ll preserve your voices.
Mercedes: I’d like to preserve you... in a jar in my basement.
4. Brunch makes people say weird things.
Santana: Yeah, earlier today Artie asked if he could make a gigantic omelette when I’m done with the ostrich eggs I’m smuggling in my bra.
The newest episode of Glee did not disappoint, especially with Sue (and Becky!) back in full force. If we could, we'd totally give the Glee writers a hug because they were so on point. Here are our picks for the top 10 quotes from Episode 2.5, ”The Rocky Horror Glee Show.”
10. Poor Finn
Figgins (about Finn’s nakedness): Nine children have already signed up for after-school therapy. I had to bring in a grief counselor.
9. We call shotgun!