Top 10 Quotes from Glee Season 2, Episode 10: "A Very Glee Christmas"

The newest episode of Glee did not disappoint, especially with all of the comments while on Santa’s lap! If we could, we'd totally give the Glee writers a hug because they were so on point. Here are our picks for the top 10 quotes from Episode 2.10, “A Very Glee Christmas.”

10. Sue loves exercise, and she loves shaking things.

Will: Can you believe it? Six different people got Sue a Shake Weight.

9. We’re surprised it took Sue this long to compare Will to a Chia pet!

Sue: I thought you might want to put all of us out of our misery and shave off that Chia pet.

8. Artie has to stop fighting the inevitable.

Brittany: Last year, I left my stocking up over Christmas vacation, and an entire family of mice started living in it. Their Christmas gift to each other was rabies.
Artie: I told my parents that I only want one thing this year: Stop friend-requesting me on Facebook.

7. Honest mistake.

Brittany (about Artie’s ReWalk): I thought it was a Transformer.

6. Emma is a little chaste, it’s true.

Sue (to Emma): You’re a regular Agatha Christie, except even more sexless.

5. Rikki Lake has a lot of gifts, too.

Beiste: She put being husky to good use.
Brittany: Was her name Rikki Lake?

‎4. You’re gonna need a smaller envelope.

Brittany: You need to write your letter to Santa very fast and get it in the mail today. And remember: Even the smallest envelope is heavy for an elf.

3. Sue knows just how to prevent things from getting too mushy.

Will: I thought you hated the holidays.
Sue: Nah, I just hate you.

2. Greatest Santa scene ever!

Mercedes (on Santa’s lap): I’ve been a very good girl, Santa. I want a pony, and a doll that laughs and cries, and... one of us smells like McDonald’s.
Lauren: I would like Puckerman to love me — he’s a fox. I would also like sweet potato fries.
Santana: I want bling; I can’t be any more specific than that. Okay, wait — hold up! Please tell me that is a roll of Certs in your pocket.
Quinn: Do you have anything for stretchmarks?
Sam: Chapstick. Lots of chapstick.
Mike: I want Channing Tatum to stop being in stuff.
Tina: When does Asian Santa arrive?

1. Brittany emancipates the elves.

Brittany: Can I be honest? I don’t understand the difference between an elf and a slave.