The newest episode of Glee did not disappoint, especially with Santana dishing out the sass. If we could, we'd totally give the Glee writers a hug because they were so on point. Here are our picks for the top 10 quotes from Episode 2.6, “Never Been Kissed.”
Credit: Adam Rose/FOX ©2010 Fox Broadcasting Co. Photo: Sam and Quinn in Episode 2.6, "Never Been Kissed"
10. Our first elected official with a mohawk

Santana (to Puck): You should be our nation’s President.

9. We assume that Sue loves to stare at wounds

Quinn: I’m getting straight A’s, dating the cutest guy at school...
Sue: Who would rather be dry-humping She-Hulk. Dear, God — why did I say that? Now that’s what I’m picturing. You know what kind of disgusting images I’m gonna have to look at to get this out of my head? I’m gonna have to go straight to the wound care center. I’m gonna have to stare at some wounds.

8. Santana hasn’t quite mastered tolerance yet

Mr. Schuester: First, the a capella choir from the all-boys private school in Westerville, the Dalton Academy Warblers.
Santana: Okay, hold up. Like, a million awesome gay jokes just popped into my head.

7. Trust us — it’s bad

Karofsky: You want a piece of The Fury?
Kurt: The Fury?
Karofsky: It’s what I named my fist.
Kurt: Well, with that level of creativity, you could easily become assistant manager at a rendering plant.
Karofsky: I don’t know what that is, but if I find out it’s bad, The Fury’s gonna find you.

6. It’s what Rachel does best

Santana: Wait, something’s definitely wrong. Why isn’t Rachel talking?
Brittany: Yeah, she should totally be bossing us around right now.

5. Puck likes touching women’s butts, no matter the age

Mercedes: How are we supposed to compete against a bunch of adorable old people?
Puck: Are you kidding? Brittle bones. Give one of those old ladies a good luck pat on the rear, it’ll shatter her pelvis.

4. At least Quinn’s right about that last thing

Quinn (to Sam, about Beiste): Look, I get it. She’s in a position of power over you — which can be exciting — and you clearly like women who give you a hard time.

3. No outreach for Puck

Ms. Martin (to Puck): When you wrote “hangin’ with a crip” on your probation application, we thought you were gonna do outreach with a local gang.

2. In her defense, babies are very easy to toss

Will: Look, I’m not tossing the baby out without the bathwater here...
Brittany: I’ve totally done that.

1. So is Sue calling herself Helen Keller?

Sue: And it was your kids who made it happen, Will. It finally occurred to them to stop singing all that nonsense about how awesome it is to be alive or ugly or whatever the point is you guys are always trying to make, and instead they just got mean. Congratulations, Will!
Will: Wait — Coach Beiste quit?
Sue: I believe I just said that, Annie Sullivan. You want me to sign it into your palm?