5. No one’s too young for fashion

Sue:
Kids prefer the substitute, and so do I. And I gotta be honest with you, Will — a lot of it’s the hair thing. In fact, right now I’m tempted to sell your scalp as a tiny, full-length shearling coat for only the most fashionable of premature babies.

4. Three words: So. Freakin’. Adorable.

Mini-Santana:
Looking good, Puckerman. Someone’s been eatin’ their Wheaties.
Mini-Puck: These guns are fully loaded!
Mini-Rachel: Mr. Schue, I for one think we should use our set list for sectionals to start exploring the oeuvre of one Bernadette Peters.
Mini-Brittany: Someday, I’m gonna go to Paris and visit the Oeuvre.
Mini-Mike: I just wanna dance.
Mini-Mercedes: Mr. Schuester, you look a little green.

3. Tiny purses are always just showing up

Blaine: Gay.
Kurt: Gay, gay.
Blaine: Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay.
Kurt: Oh, my gosh! I open my mouth, and a little purse falls out! How did that get in there?

2. Brittany shows compassion

Sue: You know what this is?
Mercedes: Toilet brush.
Sue: It’s broccoli. When I showed this to Brittany earlier, she began to whimper, thinking I had cut down a small tree where a family of Gummi Bears lived.

1. Terri is always looking to make friends

Holly:
Hi, I’m Holly Holliday.
Terri: Are you a porn star or a drag queen?
The newest episode of Glee did not disappoint, especially with the presence of those pinch-worthy tykes! If we could, we'd totally give the Glee writers a hug because they were so on point. Here are our picks for the top 10 quotes from Episode 2.7, “The Substitute.”
Credit: Adam Rose/FOX ©2010 Fox Broadcasting Co. Photo: Will Is seeing Things in Season 2, Episode 7: "The Substitute"
10. Will is on a quest

Puck:
Mr. Schue, can we do that new Cee-Lo song, “Forget You”?
Mr. Schuester: Uh, no. Come on, guys! There’s gotta be a Journey song we haven’t done yet.

9. Who doesn’t love to bowl?

Mercedes (to Kurt): Oh, we have to get there early on Friday. It’s league night for little people, and they’ll buy up all the small shoes if they get there first.

8. That’s a very specific category

Sue (to Will):
I suggest selling yourself on Craigslist under the heading of, “Men Seeking Men with Butt Chins.”

7. It’s like we always say: Mo’ money, mo’ problems

Holly (in voiceover):
Her name was Cameo. She was like an attractive Biggie Smalls.

6. The first half is really all you need

Brittany:
Mr. Schue taught me the second half of the alphabet. I stopped after M and N. I felt they were too similar and got frustrated.