Top 10 Quotes from Glee Season 2, Episode 9: "Special Education"
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The newest episode of Glee did not disappoint, especially with all of Brittany’s confused comments! If we could, we'd totally give the Glee writers a hug because they were so on point. Here are our picks for the top 10 quotes from Episode 2.9, “Special Education.”
10. That’s what possums are for, right?
Brittany: If we lose, we should throw possums.
9. Roger Clemens would be proud
Rachel: Have you been working out? Your arms seem bigger.
Puck: It’s the steroids.
8. Rachel just keeps making friends
Quinn (to Rachel): You used to be just sort of unlikable, but now I pretty much feel like punching you every time you open your mouth.
7. Every conversation is like a game of Mad Libs for Brittany
Artie: Just tell me why you would cheat on me.
Brittany: I don’t know — why would I cheat on you? Is this like a Mad Lib or something?
6. We’re not really sure what this is
Tina: Sorry I doubted you, Mike.
Mike: Asian kiss?
Tina: Asian kiss.
10. That’s what possums are for, right?
Brittany: If we lose, we should throw possums.
9. Roger Clemens would be proud
Rachel: Have you been working out? Your arms seem bigger.
Puck: It’s the steroids.
8. Rachel just keeps making friends
Quinn (to Rachel): You used to be just sort of unlikable, but now I pretty much feel like punching you every time you open your mouth.
7. Every conversation is like a game of Mad Libs for Brittany
Artie: Just tell me why you would cheat on me.
Brittany: I don’t know — why would I cheat on you? Is this like a Mad Lib or something?
6. We’re not really sure what this is
Tina: Sorry I doubted you, Mike.
Mike: Asian kiss?
Tina: Asian kiss.
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5. Honest mistake
Artie: You cheated with Mike. You admitted it to me in the green room.
Brittany: When?
Artie: When I was accusing you of adultery.
Brittany: What does that have to do with me cheating?
Artie: Adultery means cheating.
Brittany: I thought it meant being stupid. Like being “a dolt.”
4. If she is a zombie, at least she’s a hot one
Artie (to Tina): Is the problem your outfit? Because you look like a cheerleader zombie corpse.
3. Who knows where that’s been
Brittany: I lost your magic comb. I don’t know what happened. I had it in my pocket and then I went to motorcross practice... and then when I left it was gone. That’s why I’ve been avoiding you. I’m so ashamed. That magic comb was our only chance at winning — the only thing keeping me from totally screwing it up. I didn’t want to let you down Artie.
Artie: That wasn’t a magic comb. I just found it on the floor and ran into you on the way to tossing it in the trash.
Brittany: And you let me comb my hair with it?
2. Puck’s new title
Will: Glee needs you to be its ambassador.
Puck: More like it’s am-bad-ass-ador.
1. Crickets need to look fashionable, too
Artie: But we all know you can do it.
Brittany: And I know that I can’t, just like I know that cricket that reads to me at night is totally stealing my jewelry.
Artie: You cheated with Mike. You admitted it to me in the green room.
Brittany: When?
Artie: When I was accusing you of adultery.
Brittany: What does that have to do with me cheating?
Artie: Adultery means cheating.
Brittany: I thought it meant being stupid. Like being “a dolt.”
4. If she is a zombie, at least she’s a hot one
Artie (to Tina): Is the problem your outfit? Because you look like a cheerleader zombie corpse.
3. Who knows where that’s been
Brittany: I lost your magic comb. I don’t know what happened. I had it in my pocket and then I went to motorcross practice... and then when I left it was gone. That’s why I’ve been avoiding you. I’m so ashamed. That magic comb was our only chance at winning — the only thing keeping me from totally screwing it up. I didn’t want to let you down Artie.
Artie: That wasn’t a magic comb. I just found it on the floor and ran into you on the way to tossing it in the trash.
Brittany: And you let me comb my hair with it?
2. Puck’s new title
Will: Glee needs you to be its ambassador.
Puck: More like it’s am-bad-ass-ador.
1. Crickets need to look fashionable, too
Artie: But we all know you can do it.
Brittany: And I know that I can’t, just like I know that cricket that reads to me at night is totally stealing my jewelry.
