Credit: Adam Rose/FOX © 2011 Fox Broadcasting Co. Photo: NeNe Leakes as Swim Coach Roz Washington in Glee Season 3, Episode 10: "Yes/No"

The newest episode of Glee did not disappoint. If we could, we'd totally give the Glee writers a hug because they were so on point. Here are our picks for the top 10 quotes from Season 3, Episode 12: “The Spanish Teacher.”

10. It sounds like Sue (Jane Lynch) is considering learning a foreign language, too.
Sue [to NeNe LeakesRoz]: The English language lacks the requisite words to express just how much I dislike you.

9. We think Kurt might be a little confused...
Kurt (Chris Colfer) [to Mercedes (Amber Riley), and Rachel (Lea Michele)]: Why are you being so weird and serious? Our periods don’t come until the end of the month.

Credit: Adam Rose/FOX ©2011 Fox Broadcasting Co. Photo: Will Schuester Sings in Glee Season 3, Episode 12: “The Spanish Teacher”

8. Matador-tested, Hummel-approved.
Finn (Cory Monteith): Mr. Schue, what’s with the shiny coat? I thought you were Kurt.

7. Does using a cell phone in a womb count as “roaming”?
Roz [to Sue]: You gonna get in them stirrups, and you gonna push and push, and a full-grown adult gonna pop out with a briefcase and a job, talking on a cell phone.

6. So now Sue appreciates Will (Matthew Morrison)’s hair? How the tables have turned!
Sue [to Will]: Seeing as how I find bald infants terrifying, I’m gonna need a few ounces of your baby gravy to ensure Sue Sylvester, Jr. is born with a full head of hair.

5. We’re hoping these weren’t both at the same time.
Roz: I had noodles with the President and a threesome with Michael Phelps.

Credit: Mike Yarish/©2011 Fox Broadcasting Co. Photo: Mark Salling as Puck in Glee Season 3, Episode 2: "I Am Unicorn"

4. Puck isn’t taking any chances.
Puck (Mark Salling): I stopped washing down there because it seemed kind of gay.

3. We thought that Santana (Naya Rivera) was the one who’s referred to as “Sandbags.”
Roz [to Sue]: What you need to do is start praying that you give birth to a child that likes to eat sand, cuz that’s all that’s coming out those old, wrinkly boobs.

2. Oh, Brittany (Heather Morris). She thinks that every word starting with “bi-”means the same thing.
Brittany: I’m bilingual!

1. Let’s hope Sue isn’t speaking from experience.
Sue [to Santana]: Stop with the lies, sweater meat, or you will be hocking nude glossies of yourself behind the dumpster of Hooter’s by the weekend.

So many great quotes to choose from this week! Which did you like best?

Credit: Adam Rose/FOX © 2011 Fox Broadcasting Co. Photo: NeNe Leakes as Swim Coach Roz Washington in Glee Season 3, Episode 10: "Yes/No"

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