The newest episode of Glee did not disappoint. If we could, we'd totally give the Glee writers a hug because they were so on point. Here are our picks for the top 10 quotes from Season 3, Episode 8: “Hold On to Sixteen.”

Credit: Adam Rose/FOX ©2011 Fox Broadcasting Co. Photo: The Glee Club Welcomes Sam in Glee Season 3, Episode 8, "Hold On to Sixteen"

10. Rules are rules.
Blaine: I also started a Dalton branch of fight club, which I obviously can’t talk about.

9. What can we say? The guy’s got moves.
Santana [on New Directions’ Sectionals win]: It was that damn Trouty Mouth. Even I felt a little something in my lady loins when he did that magic sex dance.

8. In case there was any confusion... that is NOT a compliment.
Kurt [to Sebastian]: You smell like Craigslist.

7. Magic Sex Dance does it again!
Artie: The man’s not wrong — I got slight tingles where it’s only 50-50 for tingling.

6. This would be the world’s sexiest Dairy Queen.
Sam’s mom: It just makes me so sad to think of not seeing your face every day, though I don’t understand why the Dairy Queen makes you put that glitter all over it.

5. Santana gets in the holiday spirit... kind of.
Santana [to Sam]: So glad you’re back — I haven’t seen a smile that big since a Claymation abominable snowman got his teeth pulled by that little gay elf dentist.

4. Mark Zuckerberg would be proud.
Finn: Even homeless people have Facebook.

3. Better than smelling like Craigslist.
Rory: Sir, girls smell better than ham, and when they’re dancing and bouncing around, you can’t help but watch them.

2. We almost don’t want these two to ever be friends.
Santana [to Finn]: It would be rude if I followed you around, and every time you took a step, I played a note on a tuba.

1. Grant Gustin on Gossip Girl? We totally see it.
Kurt [to Sebastian]: I don’t like the way you talk to my boyfriend, I don’t like your smirky little meerkat face, I don’t like your obnoxious CW hair.

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