Top 10 Quotes from Glee Season 4, Episode 2: Rachel Berry, “Walgreens Underwear Model”!

When it came to funny lines and witty quips, the newest episode of Glee did not disappoint. Here are our picks for the top 10 quotes from Season 4, Episode 2: “Britney 2.0.”

10. Yelling at shrubs? Why not. It’s the only way they’ll learn their lesson.
Brittany (Heather Morris): I’ve been up every night this week yelling at the shrubs in my yard that have been making fun of me.

9. We just hope Kurt never considers a career as a therapist.
Kurt (Chris Colfer): The only cure to loneliness is cake.

8. Either Brittany is a little confused, or she knows something we don’t know.
Brittany: I finally know how Jesus feels in his house way up at the North Pole — because I am on top of the world.

7. Does this mean there won’t be a “Britney 3.0” episode in a few years?
Artie (Kevin McHale) [to Marley (Melissa Benoist), about her Britney song]: Did that come out this morning? ‘Cause we scraped the bottom of that Britney barrel.

6. Voiceover is a tough skill to master.
Blaine (Darren Criss): Brittany, who are you talking to?
Brittany: I thought I was doing a voiceover.

5. Sounds logical.
Brittany: If I can’t have my high pony, I don’t want any hair at all.

4. This is the Puck we know and love.
Puck (Mark Salling): I had my first threesome at seven, and once I beat up a police horse.

3. But whose cat doesn’t like wearing a leather jacket and sunglasses?
Brittany [to Lord Tubbington]: I’m not speaking to you. I know you joined a gang.

2. What’s not sexy about Walgreens?
Cassandra (Kate Hudson) [to Rachel (Lea Michele)]: You’re late — and dressed like a Walgreens underwear model.

1. Brittany gets nostalgic about weird stuff.
Brittany [about Santana (Naya Rivera)]: I just miss the little things, like her laugh and the smell of her armpits.

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