When it came to funny lines and witty quips, the newest episode of Glee did not disappoint. Here are our picks for the top 10 quotes from Season 4, Episode 4: “The Break-Up.”

10. We suppose this is one way to go green.
Santana (Naya Rivera): My first week there, I heard a rumor that all the water in Louisville is just purified runoff from the Kentucky Derby stables.

9. Kitty is the only person who deals with a break-up by doing some political analysis.
Kitty (Becca Tobin): You’re both gonna regret this turn of events because I will tell you one more thing: Obama’s gonna lose.

8. It’s nice that Kurt is taking advantage of all the live entertainment that NYC has to offer.
Kurt (Chris Colfer) [about his lunch]: I’m gonna take this down to the park and watch drug deals go down.

7. Barack Obama is getting some rough treatment in this episode.
Brittany (Heather Morris)It’s the ninth book in the Left Behind series of the Apocalyptic Christian novels about the end times and the rise of the Antichrist, whose name is Nicolae Carpathia — or Barack Obama, depending on who you ask.

6. At least Jesus knows where to find good deals on airfare.
Kitty: Y’all are sinners, and you’d better get right with God toot sweet because Jesus just logged onto Orbitz and booked himself a plane ticket back to Earth. See, he’s got an awesome dad named God who’s throwing him a bitchin’ party called Armageddon, where he’s gonna get to kick off his sandals, dance a little bit, and judge the crap out of everybody.

5. Apparently, Brittany is 18 years old and already jaded. 
Brittany [about Jake (Jacob Artist) and Marley (Melissa Benoist)]: Oh, young love.

4. If you’re looking for a self-esteem boost, Kitty is not the person to turn to.
Kitty: I heard they’re opening up a new Ronald McDonald house in Lima, just for you and your finger-licking, lard-loving, Gilbert Grape-looking mama.

3. According to Santana, there’s only one reason to read A Room of One’s Own.
Santana: She smiled a little too long, which means she was either crazy or a lesbian. Judging by the stack of Virginia Woolf she was reading, she was into me.

2. Kitty is ready to take a Louisville slugger to both headlights.
Kitty [to Jake]: You do not wanna break up with me, m’kay? I am like a bad Carrie Underwood song once I get going.

1. Now this is the Santana we know and love.
Santana: I just think it’s insane that all Porcelain had to do to get an internship at Vogue.com is take photos of every ridiculous outfit he’s ever paired with a Cossack hat and a see-through raincoat, and then show up at an interview where he’s lauded as a visionary because his jodhpurs happen to match his riding crop.

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