When it came to funny lines and witty quips, the newest episode of Glee did not disappoint. Here are our picks for the top 10 quotes from Season 4, Episode 7: “Dynamic Duets.”
10. Brittany tracks down Blaine, bloodhound-style.
Brittany (Heather Morris): You guys, I don’t smell raspberry hair gel. Does anybody know where Blaine Warbler is?
9. Hunter clears things up from the get-go.
Hunter (Nolan Gerard Funk): I’m the new captain of the Warblers, and I’m not even remotely bi-curious
8. Kiki doesn’t envy Brittany.
Kiki: I think I’m alive, and you are the machine.
7. Well played, Finn.
Finn (Cory Monteith) [after Blaine (Darren Criss) says the team needs to gel]: We need a team with a lot of gel.
6. Harsh words!
Finn: I get it. My first idea was pretty bad.
Tina (Jenna Ushkowitz): Worse than “Funk.”
Artie (Kevin McHale): Worse than “Night of Neglect.”
5. Sam makes Dalton sounds kinda awesome.
Sam (Chord Overstreet): Guys, it was epic. Dalton was like Death Star meets Mordor meets Temple of Doom. I mean, I might be exaggerating, but probably not.
4. We thought it meant that they aspire to be like Martha Stewart.
Artie [about the Mega Stud logo]: Isn’t MS a degenerative nerve disease?
Finn: I thought it was a girls’ magazine.
3. Way to stay objective, Kitty.
Kitty (Becca Tobin) [to Marley (Melissa Benoist)]: Because my singing voice is crystal clear, and you sort of sound like you’ve got a snot bubble stuck in the back of your throat? I don’t think that — that’s just what everyone’s saying.
2. The battle of the bulge.
Brittany [to Finn]: Please don’t melt us with your bulge.
1. Since when are cowgirls not badasses?
Jake (Jacob Artist): What kind of a name is Ryder Lynn anyway, ‘cause it sounds like your parents named you after a cowgirl doll who comes with her own pony.
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