Credit: Adam Rose/FOX ©2011 Fox Broadcasting Co. Photo: Mike, Quinn, Artie, Puck, Rachel and Tina in a Parking Garage in Glee Season 3, Episode 11: Michael

The newest episode of Glee did not disappoint. If we could, we'd totally give the Glee writers a hug because they were so on point — but nothing more than that, we promise! Anyway, here are our picks for the top 10 quotes from Season 3, Episode 11: “Michael.”

10. Talk about false advertising.
Puck (Mark Salling): This is what we call taking the high road, which I was shocked to find out has nothing to do with marijuana.

9. Hey, why not. Who doesn’t like free candy?
Sebastian (Grant Gustin): But if you had a pinata you wanted delivered, I bet he could make sure that got to them.

Credit: Adam Rose/FOX ©2011 Fox Broadcasting Co. Photo: Santana in Glee Season 3, Episode 11: “Michael”

8. Need to hide your top secret tape recorder? Just ask Santana.
Santana (Naya Rivera): This isn’t violent. This is clever. I taped it to my underboob.

7. At Dalton, they probably pipe in fancier air from Europe or something.
Sebastian: Is whatever this is going to take long? I can’t stand the stench of public schools.

6. Brittany (Heather Morris) hasn’t gotten around to reading the instruction manual for the door knob.
Brittany [about locking the door]: I don’t know how to do that.

5. Are there that many songs about taping stuff to your junk?
Santana: 
If Kurt would have taped this to his junk, I would have never heard the end of it — we would have had a whole week of songs about it. [Editor’s note: See what we mean?]

Credit: FOX ©2011 Fox Broadcasting Co. Photo: Grant Gustin as Sebastian in Glee Season 3, Episode 5:

4. Santana is big on using tattoos as a weapon.
Santana: 
Today is your lucky day, because Auntie Snicks just arrived on the Bitch Town Express. Now, my suggestion is that we drag him bound and gagged to a tattoo parlor for a tramp stamp that reads, “Tips appreciated,” or “Congratulations — you’re my thousandth customer.”

3. Apparently, Puck thinks Blaine comes with hollandaise sauce and an English muffin.
Puck: 
Dude, you told them what we were gonna do — you’re like a modern-day eggs benedict.

2. Kurt (Chris Colferis fabulous no matter what he’s wearing.
Sebastian: 
Hey, Kurt — I didn’t recognize you. You are wearing boy clothes for once.

1. Does that mean that Santana is Bitchy Smurf?
Santana 
[to Kurt]: You know what, Prancy Smurf? I respect that — I wanna go to a college that isn’t a FEMA trailer in a prison yard, so let’s take the high road.

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