Talk about a tough contest! These two versions are nearly identical, performed by Madonna and Sue Sylvester — women whom we love, and who both love to stir up controversy! But we have to give Sue credit just for attempting such a daunting recreation (check out that sheer blouse!), let alone for her awesome dance moves. And don't get us started on Sue's variety of fabulous hairstyles in this video. Plus, we love when Kurt pops up in this video, feather duster and all. Note to Glee producers: We need more Sue songs immediately! Like, right now! And tilting the scale even further in Sue's direction is when she subs out Bette Davis' name for the hilarious "Will Schuester, I hate you" shout-out. So have the producers sent us new Sue songs yet? What's the hold up?!