Credit: Michael Yarish/FOX © 2011 Fox Broadcasting Co. Photo: The Glee Club Watches Mike and Artie Perform in Season 2, Episode 12: "Silly Love Songs"

The newest episode of Glee did not disappoint, especially with Santana on a roll! If we could, we'd totally give the Glee writers a hug because they were so on point. Here are our picks for the top 10 quotes from Season 2, Episode 12: “Silly Love Songs.”

10. We’d love to see Blaine as, say, the singing candelabra from Beauty and the Beast
Blaine: I don’t think I’ve ever made that big a fool of myself, which is really saying something, because I’ve performed at theme parks.

9. Air travel wasn’t what it is today
Wes: The Warblers haven’t performed in an informal setting since 1927, when the Spirit of St. Louis overshot the tarmac and plowed through seven Warblers during an impromptu rendition of “Welcome to Ohio, Lucky Lindy.”

8. The hardest part is admitting you have a problem
Tina: Five minutes ago, you said Mr. Schue belonged in a 12-step program.
Mr. Schue: Wait, what?
Santana: You’re addicted to vests.

7. Santana knows Quinn and Finn a little too well
Santana: Quinn’s wearing her Queen Bitch smirk, and Finn only wears that gassy infant look when he feels guilty about something.

6. At least Santana will have a job in show business, right?
Rachel (to Santana): Okay, maybe you’re right — maybe I am destined to the title role in the Broadway version of Willow, but the only job you’re gonna have is working on a pole.

5. Santana takes baby steps toward being nicer
Santana (to Puck): Look, you made your point — I’m sort of a bitch, but I’m willing to change. I won’t tell Lauren to look out for poachers who might mistake her for the endangered white rhino.
Lauren: I heard that. Don’t make me rip that weave out your head.

4. Jeremiah’s secret is out
Jeremiah: No one here knows I’m gay.
Kurt: Can I be honest? Just with the hair — I think they do.

3. This can’t be the response that Finn was lookng for
Santana: I’ve kissed Finn, and can I just say? Not worth a buck. I would, however, pay $100 to jiggle one of his man-boobs.

2. Santana knows all about the kissing disease
Santana: I’ve had mono so many times, it turned into stereo.

1. She’s also a tad confused
Santana: Whatever — I’ll just marry an NFL player. They’re super reliable.

Credit: Michael Yarish/FOX © 2011 Fox Broadcasting Co. Photo: Tina, Mike, Rachel and Mercedes Get Together for Valentine's Day in Season 2, Episode 12: "Silly Love Songs"

Because there were so many hilarious quips in last night's episode, we've got four BONUS QUOTES... courtesy of Lauren Zizes:

1. What? She's thorough
Lauren: Stare at me again and I'll break your nuts. Also, these candies you gave me? They sucked.
Puck: But you ate all of them.
Lauren: I had to make sure they all sucked.

2. Puck finds this "Zizes" irresistible
Lauren: If you really want this, you best come correct, because I spell "woman" Z-I-Z-E-S and I need to be wooed.

3. Puck begs to differ
Lauren: I don't think you're ready for this jelly.

4. Lauren is not making this easy for Puck
Lauren: I used to think you were smoking, but a lot of that had to do with the fact that I thought you were mixed race, and that never fails to get me going.

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