Recap

See ya, Brody (Dean Geyer)! In tonight’s Glee Season 4, Episode 17: “Guilty Pleasures," Rachel (Lea Michele) is single and Blam is adorable (but we already knew that second one). It’s time for the recap, so grab your Scientology books, brush up on your robot maid voice, and pop in a breath mint.

Oh, and while you’re at it, don’t forget to zig-a-zig......

Finn smash! In tonight's Glee Season 4, Episode 16: “Feud,” Finn (Cory Monteith) and Brody (Dean Geyer) get ready to rumble, Sue is ready to judge American Idol, and Ryder gets catfished.

By the way, if you’re currently able to concentrate on anything besides the image of Blaine (Darren Criss) in that thong, then you’re a stronger person than we are.

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It’s movie night on Glee! We’re recapping Season 4, Episode 15: "Girls (and Boys) On Film" — so take out your fake contacts, hide your pager, and throw on your red-haired wig.

Our only beef with the episode? The fact that numerous guys were sliding around in their underwear, and one of those guys wasn’t Blaine. But we’ll try to move past it.

Get the song on......

Was Glee Season 4, Episode 14: “I Do" the best Glee episode ever? It just might have been! Then again, that may depend on whether you like it when Glee episodes BLOW YOUR FREAKING MIND. Because there’s no doubt this was the craziest, most shocking, most-likely-to-make-you-grab-the-couch-and-hang-on-for-dear-life episode.

And it might have been the best episode ever, too.

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Minds! Exploding! What are you doing, Finn? Oxygen — we need oxygen! Okay, we’re good. This week’s diva-licious Glee episode gave us one shocker after another, between Kurt beating Rachel, Finn kissing you-know-who, and Santana moving in with Hummelberry! On a side note, can someone find us a paper bag to breathe into? Thanks a bunch.

But the most shocking moment of the......