Recap

Hang onto your robe! Tonight’s Glee (Season 4, Episode 12: “Naked”) had everything we could possibly want in an episode: Blaine in nothing but Santa pants, an installment of “Fondue for Two,” and Rachel talking to her best friend (herself). Now put down your Highlights magazine, consult your squirrel doctor, and say hello to your shoulders by name!

At the start...

Two things to keep in mind: 1.) Glee is back from an eternal hiatus with an amazing and shocking (what are you doing, Rachel??) new episode; and 2.) Fake snowflakes are not as delicious as they look. And it’s time for the recap, so heat up a turkey burger, loosen your neck brace, and grab some "special" brownies!

The episode, “Sadie Hawkins,” begins with Tina proposing that...

Silver bells? More like wedding bells on tonight’s blast of a holiday Glee episode. We saw the glorious return of Rory (can he be our guardian angel?), a shocking wedding, and plenty of blissful holiday tunes. Then again, we also heard the two most dreaded words that we could ever imagine: “Who’s Blaine?” (NOOOOO!!!)

So put on your Jesse Tyler Fergusen costume, grab a......

Talk about a bad week for Brittana fans! But this week’s Glee episode was seriously amazing, with Kurt getting into NYADA, Finchel talking, and Blaine doing the hula hoop (we are very jealous of that hula hoop). Still, Brittana fans are probably so upset about that Bram kiss that we’re a little afraid of them getting their hands on Joe's paintball guns and going on a rampage.

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Twitter update: Tonight’s Glee episode was so “genius” that it reminded us of the good ol' days of the show! We pinkie promise that the episode had everything, with Quinn returning for that slap fight with Santana (slaps-giving!), to Jarley getting closer, to the cutest Klaine scene in what feels like decades. Oh, and you can’t tell, but we’re winking at you...