Recap

As Yoda might say: Enjoy tonight’s Glee episode, we totally did! In fact, we’ll go ahead and say it: Best episode of the season! How else could we feel about an episode that has Blaine singing with the Warblers, Jake and Ryder becoming besties, and those amazing superhero costumes?

So pour yourself a tall mug of coffee, grab your fanny pack, and put a jockstrap on your face:...

To paraphrase Rachel, Glee just officially officially got “back in the game” with this unbelievably good episode! We loved it all, from a perfect fantasy rendition of “You’re the One That I Want,” to that stunning kiss between Ryley, to even an adorable Brittana moment. We just need a cold shower to stop thinking about Brody soaping up himself in the shower.

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It’s official: We’re hopelessly devoted to Glee! And now that the show is finally back in our lives — and brought adorable Glee Project winner Blake Jenner with it! — we want to do a touchdown dance to celebrate. So show off your third nipple and grab your weekend gel. We’re now going to do that thing where we recap the episode —...

“I was with someone.” And there they are: The four words that made the world (and possibly other planets) weep uncontrollably during tonight’s devastating Glee episode.

And don't get us started on that completely crushing Brittana scene! So here’s the not-exactly-uplifting rundown: Two couples are definitely broken up (Finchel and Jitty), one couple is basically ...

What the what? Sure, tonight’s entire Glee episode was “great” (to quote Anna Wintour), with all its stripping and makeovers and, uh, did we mention the stripping? Because we really liked the stripping. But... that ending! The episode’s ending took us completely by surprise and elevated this episode to “instant classic” status! Bold words, but we’ll...