We think it's pretty safe to say that Glee's Darren Criss (Blaine) — and all of his StarKid pals, for that matter — know very little about 50 Shades of Grey. VH1 recently quizzed Darren and StarKid to see if they could correctly indentify which quote did not appear in the hit erotic books. Most of the StarKid guys were quick to admit they'd never read the books.
(Other things we noticed: Darren says "absurd" at 1:35. That's absurd! You're absurd. Similarly, Joe Moses is in this video. Where's he been? We missed him. Also, Joey Richter's face: Absolute and total perfection.)