Justin Bieber Is “Very Good” in Bed Says Rumored Lover
Justin Bieber isn’t the only one feeling nauseated. A rumored bedmate of the 19-year-old pop prince has decided to spill the beans about their supposed night together and it’s just TMI, even for us.
“Take it from me, he’s well endowed and very good in bed,” aspiring model Tatiana “Tati” Neves Barbosa told The Sun as reported by Us Weekly. “A man must know what to do to make me happy. Justin did all that and more.”
Instead of imagining what Tati wants us to imagine, we’re going to think “know what to do to make me happy” just means Justin singing a few of his more famous songs a cappella. It’s a much nicer visual than the one Tati tries to paint for the world.
“He moved in close and nuzzled into my neck, then kissed me gently just below my ear,” she reportedly tells The Sun. “He only had eyes for me. He said, ‘Mmm, I’d love to see you in a bikini.’”
The way Tati tells it, he saw her in much less than a bikini when the Biebs invited her to his bedroom. “It was one of the best moments in my life. It was marvelous and unforgettable. He has quite a fit body and he looked great naked.” That we could have figured out for ourselves seeing as Justin’s rarely fully clothed.
As for that 15-second video Tati is taking credit for, she says she only meant to share it with a girlfriend. “The video was just for her eyes only. I am really angry with her.”
What do you make of this latest development in Justin’s South American expedition? Share your feels in the comments below. We need to get some air.