We have written the recaps, analyzed the holes, addressed the elephants in the room, and otherwise shaken all the things out of Gossip Girl’s Season 6 series finale. But just in case you have the attention span of a child recently weaned off his amphetamines, here’s the shortest roundup we can get you. Ten things that happened that matter:
 

  1. Chuck (Ed Westwick) and Blair (Leighton Meester) got married. In a public park.
  2. Serena (Blake Lively) forgave Dan (Penn Badgley) for being a total dick, and then married him five years later. In Chuck and Blair’s house.
  3. Dan is Gossip Girl. He published the story about how it all happened in The Spectator.
  4. Nate (Chace Crawford) made enough money to have a jet because of #4, and five years down the line he’s running for mayor.
  5. More importantly, no more Sage.
  6. Georgina (Michelle Trachtenberg) and Jack (Desmond Harrington) totally hook up 5 years later.
  7. Rufus (Matthew Settle) ends up attending Derena’s wedding with Lisa Loeb.
  8. William van der Woodsen screws over Ivy (Kaylee DeFer) and ends up with Lily (Kelly Rutherford).
  9. Jenny (Taylor Momsen) works as a designer at Waldorf Designs.
  10. Oh yeah, Chuck and Blair have the CUTEST SON EVER. His name is Henry.


The end.

 

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