This week was all about Paris fashion, and if there's one thing that never goes out of style, it's gasp-worthy plot twists. Count down our favorite moments of melodrama.
5. Blair pushes Serena in a fountain
The most surprising thing is that Blair was able to get enough leverage to budge her, since she’s about three feet shorter than Serena.
4. Dan signs the birth certificate
We have to admit we’re torn about this. On the one hand, we don’t want GG to turn into Secret Life of the American Teenager or some nonsense. On the other, baby Milo? So cute. OMG his little hat! It has Brooklyn water towers on it! We died. Ditch Georgina, but Milo can stay and be Eleanor’s new intern or something.
3. Georgina jets
Hey, we already got half our wish: Georgina isn’t going to any spa. Not with that many suitcases. Which means Dan is literally left holding the baby.
2. Juliet’s corkboard of doom
A corkboard covered with yarn and photographs can only mean two things: Cop on the trail of a serial killer... or total psychopath. Since wearing something with the tags still on is deviant behavior in GG world, we’re guessing Juliet won’t turn out to be undercover NYPD.
1. Chuck’s alive!
And going under a pseudonym! And living with a girl who doesn’t seem to understand about anaesthetic! And they’re headed to Paris, which means they’re on a collision course with Blair! There are not enough exclamation points for how we feel about the last two minutes!