Credit: Giovanni Rufino/The CW 2011 The CW Network Photo: Serena Comes Home in Gossip Girl Season 5, Episode 4: “Memoirs of an Invisible Dan”

Sounds like Serena (Blake Lively) is taking big strides to impress her new boss (guest star Michael Michele)! E! Online reports that in next week’s episode, “Memoirs of an Invisible Dan,” S might be the one person who has fewer qualms than most with Dan (Penn Badgley)’s debut novel... because she’s hungry for the film rights! One week a glorified intern, the next an assistant, and the next a budding film producer! Awww, life on the Upper East Side...

Not quite so pleased with the book? Rufus, apparently, as it’s supposed to cause some tension between the Humphrey men. Rufus, who eschews all things upper crust? Say it ain’t so! Perhaps the book contains some less-than-kind things about Lily? Or all-but-totally-forgotten Alison Humphrey? Surely not Jenny, Dan’s little sis!

At least Rufus will have Lily by his side for the foreseeable future! Executive Producer Joshua Safran told E!, “We really don’t want to mess with that couple. We really believe that they worked really hard to get together. I think that might mean less single standalone stories for them, but that’s because we want them to be grounded, together, and intact so they fold into people’s stories as opposed to having their own definable arcs.”

Surely the recently-unveiled, sans-ankle bracelet Lily would be okay with that drama-free logic!

Source: E! Online

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