Let’s face it: season five of Gossip Girl has basically belonged to the ever-evolving and dramaliiicious life of one Blair Waldorf!

Sure, there’s been the occasional sidestep into the love life of Nate Archibald, or a peek at Serena vdW as a career woman here or there, but most o’ the good stuff has been B-centric – and we aren’t complaining one little bit! From royal weddings and royal minders, to suitors one, two, and three, Blair Waldorf has covered a lot of ground so far this season, and she’s done so with charm – and insults! – to spare.

In honor of Gossip Girl’s soon return, we’ve compiled a list of zingers heard sometime during Season 5. Test your knowledge of the reigning Queen B by matching the quote to the person to which it refers!