Applause to the Gossip Girl writers: Snappy lines are the main reason we tune in each week, and Season 5, Episode 15: “Crazy, Cupid, Love” did not disappoint. Keep the Bassness coming!

Credit: Giovanni Rufino/The CW 2011 The CW Network Photo: Lola at Nate's Party in Gossip Girl Season 5, Episode 15: "Crazy, Cupid, Love"

8. Nate (Chace Crawford): Before you say no, think about this: There are going to be grown women here dressed like school girls.

7. Georgina (Michelle Trachtenberg): What am I going to do? Under my stewardship Gossip Girl is but a shell of her former self. Like AOL or Courtney Love.

6. Blair (Leighton Meester): I am suddenly feeling inspired, which is why I want to change my status from princess to queen. Of hearts.

5. Georgina (to Charlie): I met you last year when you were pretending to be mentally ill. But you’re here, so maybe you still are?

4. Dorota (Zuzanna Szadkowski): Miss Blair! You’re back! I was worried you’d be locked away in big, stone tower somewhere and only way to speak is through smoke signals or coded messages on twitter.

Blair: Thankfully Dorota, we don’t need to learn Navajo just yet.

3. Blair: Dorota, this is Este. Aka my new social secretary. Aka my royal minder. But I just call her creeper for short.

2. Georgina (to Phillip): I knew I married you for a reason. Besides your money...

1. Rufus: Let’s just say while love is a very complicated thing, so are pre-nups.

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