Did Blair (Leighton Meester) really vow that she can NEVER be with Chuck (Ed Westwick) because she made a promise to God that she would marry Prince Louis if God let Chuck live? When in the world did Blair become so... religious?!

Credit: Giovanni Rufino/The CW 2011 The CW Network Photo: Dan Helps Blair Try on Wedding Dresses in Gossip Girl Season 5, Episode 11: “The End of The Affair”

In any case, Gossip Girl is back in all its tumultuous, party-fueled, and TRAGIC glory. (AND Serena and Dan kissed!! ANNDDD Nate might partner up with Gossip Girl!!) Is it everything you were hoping for and more? Or did it leave you feeling empty, somehow? (We somehow doubt that...)

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