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Every night, we kneel by the sides of our beds and pray to the Gossip Girl gods that Chuck and Blair will be together. We don’t usually admit it, but we also spend this time asking the fashionably-clad heavens for shocking spoilers to rain down upon our faithful readers.

Lucky for us, Michael Ausiello does the same thing — and gets way better results. In this installment, the TV Line demi-god has three juicy secrets to bestow upon us about Season 6, Episode 2, “High Infidelity.

First, Mr. A says “Unless the censors at The CW get cold feet at the last minute, Georgina (Michelle Trachtenberg) says something to Dan (Penn Badgley) that includes the words ‘raw’ and ‘hard.’” Well, it’s hardly news that G might be offensive or suggestive. We’re hoping the context lives up to the charge of those possibly super hot words.

Second, word is “Serena (Blake Lively) is a closet Millionaire Matchmaker addict.” We hope they go shopping (for Patti’s sake, obv).

Third, “Jenny (Taylor Momsen) gets a shout-out.” Well, considering that the last time we heard Little J’s name spoken, it was in the context of HER POSSIBLY IMMINENT DEATH, this is news indeed.

Amen.

Source: TV Line

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