You know how sometimes, you watch a movie trailer and can’t wait to see the movie? Well, this new promo for Gossip Girl Season 6, Episode 7, “Save the Last Chance” has us all conflicted. On one hand, we can’t wait to find out what happens with Serena (Blake Lively) and Dan (Penn Badgley), who appear to be all couple-y. On the other hand, every other character seems to be having some sort of death-serious crisis. Let’s take a look, line by line, and see if we can figure out what’s going on.
No, but seriously guys, are you? We saw you disappear into S’s bedroom on "Where the Vile Things Are,” so are you settling down? That dress is amazing, BTW Serena. According to the synopsis, Serena and Dan will be making amends for their erring ways. But how does that
co-opt with Dan’s serialized book? The truth and “I’m sorry” seldom go hand in hand.
Bart (on the phone): “Get ready to pay the price”
What we love about Bart Bass is that he’s so terrifying, any number of people (or restaurants, or hookers) could be on the other end of that line, and would all be equally peeing themselves. Which is kind of hot. Who is he probably talking to? His business manager? Chuck? Jack?
Nate (to Chuck): “I’m not gonna betray my best friend.”
Oh, Nathaniel, you never fail to warm our hearts. But considering your best friend is Chuck Bass, we’d bet this is a harder thing to do than to say. What’s he asking of you this time?
How can one little word weigh so heavy? The photos we saw of Blair in this outfit were at her launch of “B” at Barney’s, and Chuck was by her side. So what could have gone wrong since then that she’s making this face?
Chuck: “We can’t. Be together.”