You guys, we are freaking out. TVLine scooped up some Gossip Girl spoilers that have us wondering if we should weep or rejoice or just start walking in circles until we fall down. According to spoiler guru Michael Ausiello, a member of the core cast might die in Gossip Girl’s final season — and we’re already thinking about which LBD we should wear to the funeral.
Michael says, “Gossip Girl will stick with tradition this season and have pretty much every episode build to some lavish event. Below is a sampling of just some of the episode-anchoring bashes that the show will be throwing...“ then he adds, “Can you spot the foiler?”
- A fashion show
- Thanksgiving dinner
- An out-of-town horse show
- An art show
- Jenny’s memorial service
- The opening of a pop-up store
- A Cotillion
Um, hello — Jenny’s (Taylor Momsen) memorial service? Does that mean that the good Humphrey that went bad might be going into the ground? Granted, we’ve been warned there’s a “foiler” in the mix meant to throw us off the track — but we think an “out-of-town horse show” sounds like an absolute snooze.
Sorry to seem cold, Jenny — but we’ve been wanting to break in those new black heels.
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